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[24 Nov 2007|02:40pm] |
i told sarah i was gonna post to my lj cause it'd be funny.
sooooo, i have a condo now and a job. and im going to get my masters in electrical engineering.
i also got rock band.
i also kinda want white castle, but i cant eat any more shit food. for cereal.
turki gave mez teh runz. or it might have been the old crab cakes i ate. probably turkey.
also, gordon ramsay is always putting on his shirt on kitchen nightmares. (bbc, not fox) and his sexy body is hypnotizing me into gnawing off my arm.
also, i think i'm joining netflix. its my first time. hopefully they go easy.
they brushed our teeth with their dicks.
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[23 May 2007|07:17am] |

say it with me...
bingo...party...pirates
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[09 Mar 2007|08:40am] |
30th anniversary of star wars means these are gonna happen.
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[27 Feb 2007|10:25pm] |
also i'm buying this shirt:
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[27 Feb 2007|10:10pm] |
george talked me into eating a bunch of buffalo wings yesterday.
today, i smelled bad.
however, today i watched 2 movies:
-the da vinci code. it was terrible. seriously, tom hanks has smelly old balls. -tenacioius d and the pick of destiny. more like pick of butt....
also, the nba all star weekend drew like 80 million people to las vegas. did anyone know that people still play basketball for money?
lastly, THIS!!!:

its awesome and will probably cure date rape psychosis or something.
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[09 Jan 2007|10:04pm] |
sarahs buying me this for graduation

so the geek in me is very psyched. also, i'm about to play marvel alliance. which is also awesome. i also have to design toilets for miloch. and i just ate a steak, scallops and lobster bisque thanks to the four horsemen.
lets hear it for john cena ladies and gentlemen.
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[11 Dec 2006|06:36pm] |
so the new brand new cd is rediculous. i know i pushed the last one a lot, but this ones better.
i've been wearing sarah's business suit around my apartment this week cause she left it here. atleast she didnt leave her underwear this week. that shit chaffed
this week entails fighting succubi and watching the bears.
dont go to texas.
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[01 Nov 2006|06:17pm] |
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sometimes i'm just the third wheel
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[30 Oct 2006|09:21am] |
Nuclear Strike = Dead, No Cellphone Replacement

direct from policy statement:
L. Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.
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[30 Oct 2006|09:15am] |
i'm 22 now. that's creepy. why do i have a livejournal?
i was david beckham for holloween. that was kinda fun.
i've been eating a lot of panera. thats pretty awesome.
i'm going to mccormick place this week. that should be sweet.
sometimes...... sometimes.
i get to see brett in like 3 weeks. that should be cool.
i did this lj post. that wasn't very cool.
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[11 Oct 2006|02:48am] |
sarah brings home:
the bacon the panera the gatorade the flipz
flipz are the greatest chocolate covered pretzels ever made. and to my knowledge, the only.
i'm kinda sick and it sucks. but atleast i dont have a business mentor. that shit is whack yo.!
the time at the beep is 9:52
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[05 Oct 2006|02:59pm] |
http://www.quantumcan.com
so i finally finished the web site and stuff. check it fo realz and then pay me to make you a site dedicated to your collection of stamps or civil war action figures.
also, buy sarah some imported footballers wives dvds so she can continue to text me with o so rich plot lines and omg cutter babies!
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[02 Oct 2006|09:27pm] |
Upon writing this entry, sarah texted me to inform that a herm baby was born on footballers wives. wtf is this show?
me and sarah ate italian food, played golf and then went to u of i to party. then came back and got all bears about it.
u of i was killer. got to hang with the k00lezt k1dz i know.
my brother is in the new atreyu music video. soooo lame.
i ate chilli two nights in a row. they call me smelly john.
loves it.
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[21 Sep 2006|05:32pm] |
i'm around. hangin.
got mah new foneage.
watchin dead wood. w00t w00t.
also downloaded a bunch of video editing software. now i need videos to edit.
i'm holding casting call for my new drama about soap box derby racing parents that push their kids to hard.
its going to star the guy that created the bear suit.
matt lewis will be costarring.
along with mario van peebles.
its called "Hey, Arnold Schwarzanegger was Austrailian before he was Governor?"
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[12 Sep 2006|10:13pm] |
my cell phone broke.
ugh.
email me: hubballj@msoe.edu
i'll give you the time of day.
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[28 Aug 2006|10:59pm] |
 so i'm pretty much all about that now and my new mighty mouse. i start school on monday. me and sarah cleaned my apartment at school for 4 hours. its pretty rad now. sarah watches foot ballers wives. its so gay. showtime is possibly better than hbo now adays. i have got to stop watching tv. i'm making dance mixes to pat benatar songs. be ready for those to drop like my balls in the 7th grade.
hey, call me or im me to video conference.
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[01 Aug 2006|11:34am] |

behold! creepy hands to take care of babies.
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[24 Jul 2006|04:00pm] |
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i'm just gonna stay in a black hole for a while.
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[22 Jul 2006|11:06am] |
being all talk is what most people are good at.
lets get some fuckin furrreeennnch toast.
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[15 Jul 2006|06:42am] |
england. hot. me and ross are picking up absinthe today. our cell phone is pretty much a piece of crap and hasn't really worked this entire time. lewis, i found an england bottle opener. you have to come to chicago to pick it up.
tonight i have to go out with all my cousins. great. the good thing is is that there is apple tango in england, which is pretty much the balls. me and ross have found european goodies to bring back with us. they also have frozen crunchies here, which are pretty much the greatest frozen treat ever.
everyone wish sarahs little sister a happy first birthday (party).
time for cereal and warm milk.
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[04 Jul 2006|01:06pm] |

going on in my hotel, while i'm in vegas. jealous much?
i leave thursday. comeback sunday. leave wednesday. comeback monday.
psychology class sucks.
4th of july sucks.
internet no suck.
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[30 Jun 2006|05:55pm] |
today it took me an hour and a half to get downtown. then a black dude that i let cross the street gave me the black power sign. then it took me an hour and a half to get home. fuck baseball, the taste and construction.
i'm gonna go see superman.
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